I think it may be time to throw in the towel. Harry Reid, Barak Obama, Ted Kennedy, Hillary and Rosie have all said as much. Maybe they are right this time. You know the old saying if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em; well maybe it is time that we all joined those radical muslim imams and declared jihad and issued fatwa’s of our own.

Just to clarify my thoughts, I am coming to the realization that the way we are fighting this "Global War on Terror", that John Edwards says doesn’t exist, is all wrong. Irregardless of the good we have done in this world, for the good of everyone but the U.S., is always overlooked by the muslim world. Ok, there are some decent people who belong to the muslim faith, but they do not do much when the chips are down and it is time to take action!

Selman Rushdie was just knighted and given the title of sir by the Brits. Not really that big a deal is it; I mean Elton John has been knighted as well. But, this has inflamed the muslims in this world. I guess I just don’t get it. Or maybe they don’t. It is not just the radical islamofacists that are out in the street protesting a decision the Brit’s made for themselves it is the so-called moderate muslims as well. Even a member of parliament from a country that is an ally of ours and the Brits in the "Global War on Terror" said that it would be a justification for suicide bombings if the title was not withdrawn. The Parliament Member was from Pakistan, one of our key allies in the fight against the Taliban. 100 students from some Podunk town in Pakistan burned effigies of Rushdie and Queen Elizabeth II in protest.

Please, correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t OBL say that the biggest reason he funded and planned terrorist operations was because the U.S., in particular, and the western world were interfering in muslim countries. The American Al Queada just put out a new video about three weeks ago with a list of demands that said just that very same thing, over and over like a bad band on a broken record, that bad band would never be Shadowlit though.

Where exactly have gone without a request from the United Nations or an invite from the country that we went to in the muslim world?

Saudi Arabia or Kuwait? No, they asked us to come and save them from that swell guy Sadam Hussein after he took Kuwait by force for their oil. I thought it was us that was after the world’s oil. Boy did we get that one wrong. If we would have made it part of the great American Empire gas would be cheap! With gas at $3.50 plus a gallon maybe we should have kept Kuwait as our own. Aren’t we already accused of being imperialists by the muslim world? I think that we should go back and tell the government there that we want it back, well at least OBL, Al Queada, and the D’s would have a leg to stand on when they open their mouths and spew their propaganda.

Maybe it was Somalia? Yeah that must be the place. We went to secure food convoys and steal them from the average Joe on the street and starve them into a Catholic conversion! Oh wait, it was the muslim warlords hording the food, we went to make sure the food got to muslim Mike on the street. Now that sounds like a job for Marines. Guard convoys from the warlords get shot at by cowards who hide behind women and children, just so muslim Mike can get something to eat. I did not get the opportunity to go to Somalia; but 1^st Light Armored Recon’s, my old unit, Christmas leave got canceled because they were planning to send the whole battalion and boy did I hear some good stories when the guys that were on float came back. We as a nation need to take more of a stance like the French Foreign Legion; the cowards did not shoot at them. The bad guys came to the understanding that the FFL did not care if you hid behind women and children. If they were shot at, they returned fire. I think that this one of the principals taught in basic psychology classes, positive reinforcement, the cowards were going to positively got shot at.

Ok, I got it! It had to be in the former Russian state of Yugoslavia. I mean we went there, under Bill Clinton and without congressional authorization, to bolster that other swell guy Milosevic. Damn, wrong again. We were there to save the muslim Croatians from the Serbians who were in the process of killing all of them. Not just some of them, they called it ethnic cleansing, or genocide. So we scooted over there and joined up with the blue helmeted guys from the U.N. and save the muslims, again. The U.N. peace keepers were about as useful as a sweater in Hell. Their idea of defending a "safe zone" was to scream out "DON’T CROSS THIS LINE!!!! OR, I’LL DRAW ANOTHER LINE!!!"

Don’t forget about the big earthquake in Iran while we were fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. We pulled some planes off of other duties; filled them up with food, blankets, clothes, medicine and other life sustaining items; and flew them into Iran to help out where we could. We even offered to put volunteers on the ground to help out with rescue and recovery operations that were ongoing. And all of this at a time when Iran was known to be actively allowing Al Queada and other bad jihadi guys cross their border into Afghanistan to kill Americans.

For all of our interference in the muslim world, read good deeds, we are continually thanked with IED’s and 757’s crashing into our buildings. We talk now about the cowardly attack on December 7, 1941, but at least the Japanese went after military targets. Unlike these holy warriors, read terrorists, who prefer to target civilians in restaurants or school buses full of kids.

Don’t forget they are the religion of peace! Or is that pieces? You know what is left over from one of their bombs.

So I have decided to declare jihad on the muslims of the world. No not just the bad ones, but all of them. Why all of them you ask? Well, ask yourself this; how many so called moderate muslims are standing up and reforming the way that the madras’ are run, or what is taught to their children? Only a handful that I have seen, but I haven’t seen them in a while because there are bounties on their heads. Just like the Danish guy who drew the cartoons of Mohammed.

I move that we do to the muslims in this country what we did to the Japanese in the 40’s. Put them all in internment camps until we have this mess, a mess that the muslim world has started, straightened out. Until we find the terror cells, which are most likely here already waiting for the word or the right time to unleash their attack. The cells like "the Fort Dix Six" or the guys who wanted to blow up the fuel lines at JFK in New York. I’d love to hear the left whine about that move.

Those bad guys down in Gitmo are very lucky that we did not treat them the way that is allowed by the Geneva Convention. They are all un-uniformed enemy combatants that are classified as spies. The Geneva Convention condones the shooting or hanging of spies when caught. We Americans as a nation just don’t have the stone to do it. We have to be a kinder gentler nation of sniveling morons.

I think that the use of nuclear weapons is justified on country that has sponsored terrorism, or hides them from us. I am a firm believer in the behavioral nuke! Your country wants to sponsor terrorists, fine. We drop a small nuke in a key strategic area and make it glow for a little while. Maybe then the muslim street will look at us in a similar light as they did the French Foreign Legion in Somalia!

What is the point of being the biggest, badest, meanest guy on the block if you are just going to let some pencil-necked geek push you around because of the rules of engagement?